🏆 Hall of Shame
The most unhinged wallets we've dragged. Ranked by degen score.
Exit Liquidity Incarnate
6034 txns across 6 chains and you still hold SHIB and 5 dead bags? You're not a degen, you're a charity fund for insiders. 70 degen score but zero prediction market bets — scared of actual risk?
#1 most degenBroke Degenerator
430 txns, $11M bet, and you're down to $63 and a handful of Zelle change? You gambled your way into a net worth that wouldn't buy you dinner at Chipotle.
#2 most degenThe .001 ETH Struggle
205 transactions and you still smell like you just graduated from college. You have $0.10 spread across 4 chains like a broke magician. 'Multichain' means you lost money on multiple networks.
#3 most degenDiamond Hands Tourist
You've touched 3 chains but never held a single token to 0. 129 txns and you're still a virgin in every ecosystem — that's not farming, that's sightseeing with your wallet.
Bagless Bystander
0.074 ETH and no USDC? Your wallet is a wasteland. Five chains and $150 net worth—what are you, a blockchain moth?
Tourist With No Souvenirs
714 txs, 3 chains, but you only have $16 to your name? You're spending more on gas than you have in net worth. Did you get lost following a YouTube tutorial?
The .000 Cent Challenge
107 txns across 5 chains just to mine gas fees for Vitalik's calculator. You traded ONE token and still walked away with $0.53 net worth—congrats, you're the first human to achieve negative ROI on an unlimited course ri…
$3 Tourist Trapped
Over 350 txs across 4 chains, yet your portfolio is $3.20 and you've never made a prediction. All that gas just to be poorer than a gas station coffee.
Mid-Curve Maxi
Mid-curve maxi behavior: enough activity to lose money, not enough to learn anything. You dabble the way other people procrastinate — constantly, and with nothing to show for it.
The Tutorial Hasn't Ended
30 bucks net worth spread across 4 chains like a homeless man with 4 cardboard boxes. 90 txns and you're still a tourist—congrats on being the most expensive way to do nothing.
The Phantom Trader
Degenscore 4? That's generous for a wallet with one lonely Polygon txn and $0 net worth. You're not a ghost—you're a VCR that only plays the FBI warning.